completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

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pulsecrow:

countsassmaster:

geardrops:

fastcompany:

Portable Robot Printer Is Like A Roomba That Squirts Ink

it’s so cute i want an army of them

take it to school and print gay porn in your teacher’s planner book.

That is not the intended use sir

pulsecrow:

countsassmaster:

geardrops:

fastcompany:

Portable Robot Printer Is Like A Roomba That Squirts Ink

it’s so cute i want an army of them

take it to school and print gay porn in your teacher’s planner book.

That is not the intended use sir

(via alittlesliceofbrittany)

elliotexplicit:

unbridledkentuckyspirit:

thefuckshitmagnet:

humbledivachronicles:

mr—mosby:

stay at home dad leaves post its for his wife (part 2 ya lil shits)

Going to need more note pads… awwwwww!!!!

Oh. My. Gosh.

I love every single bit of this post.

SO GOOD

(Source: lohanofficial, via alittlesliceofbrittany)

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
*flump*
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
FUCK 
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 

This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—

*flump*

AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE

FUCK 

WHAT IS THAT SMELL

IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE

FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

(Source: theconjuringmovie, via alittlesliceofbrittany)

10000steps:

thedapper-dyke:

Good techniques when having a panic attack…

I think I’ve reblogged this before, but it always helps

(Source: courierkiki, via alittlesliceofbrittany)

myreturnofsaturn:

THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST EVER!

(Source: milafranco, via crazybettagirl)

When Supernatural fans get children

  • Mom: Good night, sweetie.
  • Child: Mommy, I'm scared.
  • Mom: Of what?
  • Child: Of ghosts...
  • Mom: Wait right here.
  • Mom: *goes to the kitchen*
  • Mom: *comes back with a bag of salt*
  • Mom: *makes a line of salt all around the child's bed*
  • Mom: *throws some salt under the bed too because those bitches might be under it you'd never know*
  • Mom: Done. Now you're good to go.
  • Child: Thanks mom. But what about demons?
  • Mom: Sweetheart, there's a demon's trap all around your entire bedroom under the carpet since we bought the house.
  • Child: Thanks. I love you, mom.
  • Mom: Love you too, good night. The angels are watching over you.
  • Child: The nice angels.
  • Mom: The nice angels.

shialablunt:

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

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1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

(Source: picapixels, via foreverwholocked)

kosmik-kiko:

madoka07:

2014 “Magical Girl” Acrylic paint, Canvas F10 17.91x20.86

exhibition work
"Magical Girl Heroines: Sailor Moon and sailor senshi"
http://www.facebook.com/events/658896564156271

Making video :) / Canvas art “Magical Girl”
http://youtu.be/jNjji8I5VbY

Omg… why have I never thought of using tape. Jfc

(via alyseofwonderland)

We all go a little crazy sometimes.
Teen Wolf AU → After Allison’s death, Lydia goes a little insane.

(Source: peterhale, via sinyhale)

alianne:

sabstelsey:

#BLAINE STILL HAS THE SAME EXACT LOOK ON HIS FACE

And you just know he’ll still look at Kurt like that when they’re 97 years old. Like there’s nothing more beautiful in the world than the sight of him.

(Source: rosetentyler, via embrace-is-love)

amberprotocol:

another obligatory gifset of hannibal cooking

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